Woman slams an apple into fiancé's head during his surprise proposal.

Photo: Courtesy of Miranda Mccallion

When you’re going to propose, here are a few things to remember: Don’t do it in a public place unless you’re sure to get a yes, make sure neither of you can drop or lose the ring, and make it a moment you’ll want to tell everyone else about for the rest of your life. Oh, and here’s a new one, make sure your future spouse is not holding a solid projectile. This last rule comes after watching Miranda Mccallion’s hilarious reaction when her boyfriend, Randy Wente, got down on one knee at an apple orchard in Chesterland, Ohio, over the weekend.

“He got down on one knee and handed me things and pretended like he was going to ask to marry me … probably at least five or six times in the past year, not when people were around,” Mccallion tells Yahoo Lifestyle. “You can’t take anything he says seriously.”

That explains why she pelted him in the head with her half-eaten apple when he started this proposal. Less than a second later, she realized this time was different.

By Sabrina Rojas Weiss.

Full story at Yahoo News.